May 28, 2007 – Confession time »

Its true that I don't update here so much these days, but I do talk to myself an awful lot. When I want to talk to someone else, I promise I'll put it here.... More »

January 27, 2007 – Heading out for a bit of a wander »

For the next four weeks or so James and I are going to be gallivanting up and down the east coast of Australia looking for surf and sunshine. I plan to write some kind of correspondence to keep people (OK... More »

August 27, 2006 – My eBay endeavor »

After my pitiful attempt to ‘write something decent and not boring’, I thought I might have another shot when my brian hasn’t just woken from the bliss that is slumber. I’ve started selling things on eBay. Started meaning I just... More »

August 27, 2006 – Dunce »

Yeah, so I totally fail at regular blog writing. I don't know about anyone else, but I go through patches where I truly believe Im the most uninteresting person in the world. It’s just something my terrible brain does to... More »

June 05, 2006 – Some links »

» LDS authority and gay marriage - An amazingly well written article from 'the inside' as it were - its written by a Mormon. Everyone should read this and have a think. (From Blurbomat) » Pixel Girl Shop - One... More »

June 04, 2006 – A little bit of history »

I’ve had some form of a personal website since 1997, my first site was called “The Funny Farm” and featured some very pre-teenaged idol worship, pictures of my favorite tee vee shows and some drawings of cats. It was hosted... More »

May 09, 2006 – I have personality DNA »

And it only says good things about me, most of which I (vainly - Im afraid) think are correct. My Personal Dna Report (If it askes for a reciept stick this bugger in - 27fe058ac945). I'm not so keen on... More »

May 07, 2006 – I want it now »

a list of things that should be invented; A device that removes hair telepathically, so all I have to do is think that I need to shave the legs and it’ll all go away; like waking from some horrible... More »

April 30, 2006 – A little thing »

It’s a beautiful Sunday in Melbourne, it’s cold and raining, my cat has placed herself squarely over one of our heater vent and much to everyone else’s dismay, Im still in my pajamas. When asked why this was, I simply... More »

April 16, 2006 – Plan Z »

While watching Scrubs a few days ago I noticed a huge gap in information I’ve recorded. Its easy to find out my star sign or my favorite band, but would happen to me should I fall (and for me falling... More »

April 08, 2006 – Tess French BMMD »

I finally graduated on Thursday. As you can see from the photo, Im obviously thrilled. It was really fun getting dressed up and wearing the silly hat and shaking the old fart's hand. But the actual highlight of the... More »

April 03, 2006 – Things I should stop doing: »

Refering to peoples children as "their spawn". Forgetting to put deodorant on in the mornings. Answering the phone at work with my mouth full. Jumping back into bed after my shower in the morning. Eating Macaroni and Cheese («... More »

March 27, 2006 – The Cat Bully »

I really love my cat, she's my best-est friend forever. Sometimes though I really worry, like if your firend is dating a real ass, or your sister wears something that is just so truly hideous you must throw rolls of... More »

March 27, 2006 – The Princess Syndrome - or - My Rut »

Last year, during my final semester of university, I lost the urge to do anything but play the sims and eat macaroni and cheese. This idleness still persists today, and I can't for the life of me think of a... More »

February 23, 2006 – Tonight is my Second Last Night Away »

Away from the incredibly schizophrenic climate of Melbourne; the weather here in Iluka will be one of two options; warm and sunny & thunder-storming. The thunder storming option usually occurs at night, its fantastic. Away from work; Ive done very... More »

February 19, 2006 – Where the Wild Things Are »

While holiday-ing, I’ve been swimming in the river out the front of the holiday house. Its a little area with sandy beach on two sides, a net and a rock wall on the other two. I swim parallel to the... More »

February 13, 2006 – Im on Holiday »

We escaped dawn Monday morning, piling our stuff into the boot. The poor taxi driver wasn’t sure which way to go - or really didn’t want to go - and some precious minutes were wasted on determining the direction that... More »

February 09, 2006 – The Mating Call of the Apple Computer »

The first time I heard it I was in grade three, which would have made me about nine years old. It was a funny first impression; “what the hell was that? MY computer doesn't do that...”, I wanted to capture... More »

February 02, 2006 – Things I'm SO into right now »

I'm a creature of seasons and phases, phases of a decent length too, I’v been in the jeans-and-t-shirts phase for the past eight years (we can debate the amount of time it takes for a phase to become permanent later... More »

January 30, 2006 – The chore of being a decently presented human being. »

This morning, getting ready for work was less about preening myself to my natural perfection and more about picking the shirt that smelt the least offensive. Life is like that at the minute, being sick has halted my already unstable... More »